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Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her
that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she was finished the devil informed her that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call  Pakistan anytime.

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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington
and meets president Barack Obama…

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say “How r u”.
Then Mr. Obama should say, ‘I am fine, and you?’ Now, you should say ‘me too’.    Afterwards we, translators, will do
the work for you.’

It looks quite simple, but the truth is…

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said ‘Who r u?’ (Instead of ‘How r u?’.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
‘Well, I’m Michelle’s husband, ha-ha…’

Then Mori replied ‘me too, ha-ha.. .’.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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