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What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you had to say good-bye?
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What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

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What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

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What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

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What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and you could never have them?

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Some people live and some people die.

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But I want to tell you I love you
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That I will always be here for you when and if you need me…

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If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.
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Would I be in yours?

If you care about the person who sent this to you then you will send it back.
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Please send this to all your friends…

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You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don’t talk that often the next year, and don’t want to talk at all the year after that.

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So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

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I truly cherish you.

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Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

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Let old friends know you haven’t forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.

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Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.

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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

itna haseen kese muskura

itna haseen kese muskura lete ho
aik baat to batana dost
bachpan se aise ho ya surat esi bana lete ho

I’ve written a poem for you:

I’ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Is matlab ke

Is matlab ke Dnuiya mein Kon kesi ka hota hai

SMS bi Wahi karta hai jes ka Package Free Hota hai

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Posted on: July 27, 2008

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