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To My Friends Who Are…MARRIED
Love is not about “it’s your fault”, but “I’m sorry”, not “where are you’ but “I’m right here”, not “how could you” but “I understand”, not “I wish you were”, but “I’m thankful you are.”

To My Friends Who Are…ENGAGED

The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.

To My Friends Who Are…NOT SO SINGLE

Love isn’t about becoming somebody else’s “perfect person.” It’s about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.
To My Friends Who Are…HEARTBROKEN

Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.
To My Friends Who Are…NAIVE

How to be in love: Fall but don’t stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.



To My Friends Who Are…SEARCHING

True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does. Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
To My Friends Who Are…PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE

Never say I love if you don’t care. Never talk about feelings if they aren’t there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart. Never look in the eye when what you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn’t intend to catch her fall.
To My Friends Who Are…POSSESSIVE

It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it’s more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.


To My Friends Who Are…AFRAID TO CONFESS

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.
To My Friends Who Are…STILL HOLDING ON

A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and we just have to let go.
To My Friends Who Are…SINGLE

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often times it hurts, but love’s only special when you give it to someone who is worth it. So take your time and choose the best!

Wake up for Fajr Salaah

A man woke up early in order to Pray

the Fajr Prayer in the masjid.

He got dressed, made his ablution and was on his

way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, the man fell and his

clothes got dirty.

He got up, brushed himself off, and headed home.

At home,

He changed His Clothes, made his ablution, and

was, again,

on his way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, He Fell again and at

the Same Spot!

He, again, got up, brushed himself off and headed

home.

At home he, once again, Changed His Clothes,

made his ablution and was on his way to the

masjid.

On his way to the masjid, He Met a Man Holding a Lamp.

He asked the man of his identity and the man

replied ‘I Saw You Fall Twice

on your way to the masjid,

So I Brought a Lamp so I can Light Your Way.’

The first man thanked him profusively and the

two where on their way to the masjid.

Once at the masjid, the first man asked the man

with

the lamp to come in and pray Fajr with him.

The second man refused.

The first man asked him a couple more times and,

again, the answer was the same.

The first man asked him why he did not wish to

come in and pray.

He man replied

I am Shetaan(devil/ evil)

The man was shocked at this reply.

Shetan went on to explain,

‘I saw you on your way to the masjid

and it was I who made you fall. When you went

home,

cleaned yourself and went back on your way to the

masjid,

Allah forgave all of your sins.

I made you fall a second time, and even that

did not encourage you to stay home,

but rather, you went back on your way to the

masjid.

Because of that, Allah forgave all the sins

of the people of your household .

I was AFRAID if i made you fall one more time,

then Allah will forgive the sins of the people of

your village,

so I made sure that you reached the masjid safely..’

So do not let Shetan benefit from his actions.

Do not put off a good that you intended to do as

you never know how much reward

you might receive from the hardships you

while trying to achieve that good.

If forwarding this message will bother you, or take

too much time from you, then don’t do it, but you

will not

get the reward of it, which is great. Imagine,

that when you forward this, you receive 240 good

deeds,

and so will I for sending it to you! Wouldn’t it be

easy just to

Press Forward ‘ and receive this Reward?

May Allah (Subhana Ho Wataallah) grant us

perfect Muslim Heart n we

all do Prayers with our Heart and Soul…

…………… ……… ……Ameen

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover”. 🙂

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington
and meets president Barack Obama…

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say “How r u”.
Then Mr. Obama should say, ‘I am fine, and you?’ Now, you should say ‘me too’.    Afterwards we, translators, will do
the work for you.’

It looks quite simple, but the truth is…

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said ‘Who r u?’ (Instead of ‘How r u?’.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
‘Well, I’m Michelle’s husband, ha-ha…’

Then Mori replied ‘me too, ha-ha.. .’.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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