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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

itna haseen kese muskura

itna haseen kese muskura lete ho
ITNA QATEEL KESE SHARMA LETE HO
aik baat to batana dost
bachpan se aise ho ya surat esi bana lete ho

I’ve written a poem for you:

I’ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Is matlab ke

Is matlab ke Dnuiya mein Kon kesi ka hota hai
‘Faraz’

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Kinara To Hai

Door Hai Sahi Par Kinara To Hai
Timtimata Hi Sahi Sitara To Hai
Ho Jati Hai Tumhari Yaad Se Hi Tasalli
Tinka Hi Sahi Par Sahara To Hai

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Yaad Aaoonga
Har Us Lamhe Me Yaad Aaoonga
Jab Tum Tanhayee Me Roya Karogi
Jagte Jagte Thak Kar Soya Karogi
Ankh Ke Band Hote Hi Yaad Aaoonag
Jab Kisi Chahane Wale Ki Taraf
Dekhogi To Yaad Aaoonga
Kisi Mohhabath Karnewale Ko Dekhogi
To Yaad Aaoonga
Saans Jab Tak Chalegi Tumhari Tab Tak Bhi
Yaad Aaoonga

Yadon Sey Rishta Kal Bhi Tha,Yadon Sey Rishta Aaj Bhi Hai
Dil Kal Bhi Apna Dukhta Tha,Dil Afsurda Sa Aaj Bhi Hai

Tum Door Huvey Majboori Mein,Hum Toot Gaye Is Doori Mein
Kabhi Waqt Miley Tu Lout Aana,Ye Dil Ka Dar Wa Aaj Bhi Hai

Tum Khush Ruho Abaad Ruho, Dil Apna Tu Barbaad Huwa
Gham Dil Ka Sahara Kal Bhi Tha,Aur Gham Ka Mara Aaj Bhi Hai

Yeh Ashk Nahi Hain Aankhon Mein,Ye Taarey Jhilmil Kartey Hain
In Ankhon Mein Jo Kal Tak Tha,Vohi Chaand Sa Chehra Aaj Bhi Hai

Ab Shikwa Kisi Se Kya Karna,Taqdeer Mein Jo Likha Tha Mila
Gham Kal Bhi Mera Sarmaya Tha,Gham Mera Virsa Aaj Bhi Hai

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Hamara ye tum ko ye Salam Akhre hy.
Suno!Aaj tum se kalam akhre hy.
Agar hosake to Bhula dena hum ko.
Yehi ek chota sa kaam Akhre hy.
Abhi Arzuon k sehra hain pyase.
Magar Aansuon ka ye jaam akhre hy.
Tere bewafai ka shekwa nahe hy.
Mareez-e-Mohabbat k Aa chara sazoon.
Tumhare shehar mein ye shaam Akhre hy.
Zara dair thero Qaza k Farishtoon!
Lboon py hamare ye payaam akhre hy.
Koi mil sake ga na Hasrat k jesa.
Tere Husun ka ye Ghulam Akhre hy

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Jaanti hoon tumse bohot pyaar kerti hoon,,
Lekin kehne se dartii hoon.
jaanti hoon tum sirf mere ho
fir kyun tumhe khone se dartii hoon,,
jaantii hoon yeh duniya ek dhoka hai
fir b iss mein jeeti hoon…
janti hoon tumhare paas mere liye waqt nahi
fir b tumhara intezaar kerti hoon..
janti hoon tum bewafa ho
fir b wafa ki talabgaar hoon,,,
janti hoon tumhe khudse zyada chahti hoon,,,
lekin halaat k aage majboor hoon..
janti hoon tumhare liye khoob roti hoon,,
lekin in nam ankho ko sab se chupa k rakhti hoon

Tujhe Ishq ho Khuda kare……..
Koi tujh ko ussy juda kare……
Tere Lab hansna bhool jaen……
Or tere Aankh purnam raha kare..
Ussy dakh kr tu ruk pare……..
Or wo nazar jhuka kr chala kare.
Tujhe hijr ki wo jhare lage
Tu milan ki hr pal dua kare
Tere khuwab bikhrain toot kr
Usy nagar nagar phera kare
Tu gali gali sada kare
Tujhe ishq ho pher yaqeen ho
Usy tasbeehon pe paraha kare
Main kahoon k ishq dhong hy
Or tu nahi nahi kaha kare


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