Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her
that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she was finished the devil informed her that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call  Pakistan anytime.