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Posted by: magpk on: August 27, 2009

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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

itna haseen kese muskura

itna haseen kese muskura lete ho
ITNA QATEEL KESE SHARMA LETE HO
aik baat to batana dost
bachpan se aise ho ya surat esi bana lete ho

I’ve written a poem for you:

I’ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Is matlab ke

Is matlab ke Dnuiya mein Kon kesi ka hota hai
‘Faraz’

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